Hum A Few Bars

[The ditty is courtesy of Greg. Also, check out the last few posts as I've moved comments from PCs into the body of the post for each year.—Suzanne]

Here's that Ditty:

Bones, them bones, them HAM bones.
Bones them bones, them HAM bones.

Here’s a little ditty ‘bout Brandegoris.
He’s that big guy who is fightin’ for us!
The Saxon dog, he threw a thigh.
He thought he was kinda tough, oh my oh my!

Bones them bones, them HAM bones.
Bones them bones, them HAM bones.

Well my man Bran
Threw it back again
And now that Saxon’s wife is gonna CRY
Cuz her man is dead
Oh my oh MY!

Bones, them bones, them HAM bones.
Bones them bones, them HAM bones.

Slapped upside the head
With meat and now he’s DEAD!
That’s how Britons bones and met
And you Saxons betta know that we can’t…
be…
beat.
(And know what else?
The dead guy’s wife, she ran off with Gwair)